Monday, March 21, 2011

So ummm...Why the Awesomeness Consultant?

Appreciation for Ron Swanson = 1/3 of my Awesomeness equation


I’m a fan of human potential. I believe that each and every one of us has a seed –  an unknown quantity of quality – that when cultivated will grow into a full blown manifestation of awesomeness. 

Our lives have been influenced and shaped by the presence of awesomeness. Avatars of awesome have given us styles to wear, music to dance, thoughts to ponder, causes to fight and lives to imitate.  It is our duty to Pay it Forward and put some awesome into the world for the future  “us-es.” Once achieved, awesomeness has a permanent impact on our entire sphere of influence. 

Feel free to define awesomeness as you will.  As a matter of fact, it is absolutely necessary for you to define it for yourself. Mine can be found below; graphically depicted at the top of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs above Self-Actualization. Simply its: “self-awareness devoid of self-consciousness, magnanimity, and appreciation for Ron Swanson”



I fully understand that I have not yet answered the million dollar question yet: Why the Awesomeness Consultant?

That begs at least 2 questions:
1) Why should I involve myself in your awesomeness? …and a better question: 2)What qualifies me to do it?

The answer it question 1 is simple.
Awesome people make the world more awesome by their interactions within it.  If I can help a few more awesome people to realize themselves, then I have had an incredible impact on the world.

The answer to question 2 is equally simple.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Make no mistake, I am sufficiently awesome. But I am not yet at the sublime level of awesomeness that I seek (akin to achieving “The Glow”), although I am at least a full 1/3 of the way there according to my definition. Also, there's an abused euphemism about the qualified not being chosen and the chosen being not qualified, but then qualified because they're chosen....its confusing. Forget that I mentioned it (unless it helps to make my point).

3 comments:

  1. happened to meet the guy that plays Ron Swanson in real life...had on my fake moustache at the time..told him I was Duke Silver

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